The Gang Learns AI
AI writes an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
INT. PADDY'S PUB - MORNING
DEE (reading from her phone): This says AI can predict everything about your life.
DENNIS: Dee, that is a fundamental misunderstanding of how AI works. It's a tool, not a psychic.
CHARLIE (intrigued): Psychic? Like with ghosts?
MAC (nodding): I would listen to a ghost.
DENNIS (rolls his eyes): No, Charlie, not ghosts. It's... nevermind.
FRANK (walks in, waving a new tablet): Just bought this bad boy! It's got one of those fancy AIs - ChatGPT!
MAC (excited): The gang learns AI!
*Cue theme music*
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INT. PADDY'S PUB - LATER
Frank sets up ChatGPT on a laptop. The gang decides to ask it questions.
DENNIS (to ChatGPT): What's the most effective way to pick up women?
CHATGPT: It's crucial to demonstrate respect and genuine interest in her as a person.
DENNIS (laughs): Nice joke, AI.
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INT. CHARLIE AND FRANK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Charlie uses ChatGPT to write a new song for his band. The lyrics end up being surprisingly poetic.
CHARLIE (in awe): This... is actually really good?
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INT. PADDY'S PUB - NEXT DAY
Dee uses ChatGPT for stand-up material. The AI churns out clever punchlines that are actually funny.
DEE (elated): I might finally get my break!
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INT. GYM - SAME DAY
Mac uses ChatGPT for workout advice. It suggests a scientifically optimized routine, but Mac insists on doing karate instead.
MAC (indignant): No machine knows more about body mass than me!
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INT. PADDY'S PUB - NIGHT
The gang reconvenes and shares their experiences.
DENNIS (dismissively): This AI is useless. It knows nothing about women.
DEE (defensive): Well, it's helping my career.
CHARLIE (excited): And my music!
MAC (defiant): But it knows nothing about cultivating mass!
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INT. PADDY'S PUB - NEXT DAY
The gang decides to use the AI to run the bar. Misunderstandings ensue as the AI keeps serving milk steak to confused customers. Frank decides to let the AI invest his money, but misunderstands and thinks the AI is gambling.
FRANK (furious): I've been cleaned out!
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INT. PADDY'S PUB - EVENING
The gang abandons the AI, their experiment having gone awry. They argue about whose fault it was.
DENNIS (accusing): This was a stupid idea, Frank.
FRANK (shrugs): Well, we're back where we started.
CHARLIE (cheerful): Yeah, and I got a great new song out of it!
DEE (grimacing): And I got booed off stage.
MAC (flexing): And I've confirmed that the human body is beyond AI comprehension.
They all laugh, toast to their misadventures, and continue arguing as the screen fades.
*End credits roll*